Monthly Archives: July 2009

What’s more fun than a barrel of monkeys???

Falling into the same stupid mistakes over and over and over again. YEAH! On Myspace I had almost 900 blogs. Of that 900, only 18 made it to WordPress. Why, you ask? Simply because the other 882 blogs were about … Continue reading

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it’s moo dammit!

Because when I think of Jesus I think about milking a cow.

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Doesn’t mean shit, but it’s gonna happen

Since I was old enough to understand what it meant, I have wanted my PhD. Not just because it meant I was smart (find out later, school doesn’t mean that) but because I finished. I would tell anyone who’d listen, … Continue reading

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I can dig it

I will have more to write tonight, just want to say… This guy is wonderful, and he makes waking up in the morning something to look forward to. Also, I put Elvis to sleep last night reading aloud “When You … Continue reading

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Too much text for a tattoo, then what’s all this skin ‘fer?

Here shall stand the angels who have connected themselves with women, and their spirits assuming many different forms are defiling mankind and shall lead them astray into sacrificing to demons as gods, (here shall they stand,) till the day of … Continue reading

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into dust

Fact #833: One in five of the world’s people live in China. I imagine this means that if you can think of 4 other people who don’t live in China, then you do. (I’m happy here. It’s nice here.)

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Simple Pleasures aka The Best Things In Life Are Free

Life is a complicated thing. It is a million tiny moments, both good and bad, that make our memories. Here are my simple pleasures- Those involving my son: Watching his skin goosebump when I tickle the back of his neck, … Continue reading

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