Things I think about (right now)
If I have toe cancer. It goes numb every now and then.
I saw this movie once where this troll thing sucks your breath and they blamed it on the cat. I thought I had made it up until I found it on teh Internets.
I wonder if I would date myself if I was a guy and the female me was still me.
I always wondered why my hair dreads in the back when I have a boyfriend, but not when I am single. Maybe it’s because I spend more time on my back when I have a boyfriend.
I like my watch.
I think I look Jewish.
Sometimes when I get cold I smoke a cigarette, thinking that will warm me up.
There are places I remember, in my life, though none remain.
I still remember the way the playground used to smell.
I would get on top of the monkey bars, and be too scared to get down, so I’d imagine staying up there for the rest of my life. An old woman, stuck on the monkey bars. Eventually I’d get back down.
I wish I had smaller feet.
I had a dream the other night. This guy had all these muscles and really soft chest hair. Totally woke up aroused. I don’t even like muscles.
Is it too early for a drink?
Jesus looks totally hot in this picture. Holy crap.
I have goosebumps.
I wonder what Jesus would say?
So I thought I had you figured out….and then you go and do that.
I know absolutely NOTHING about love.
4 years later and all of this is still what I am thinking about. Except the dream about that guy.