So over our lunch break I mentioned that I couldn’t picture one of our male coworkers naked, which is odd for me because I usually have no trouble imagining people doing all types of things.
It’s not a habit I’ve developed out of any sort of desire or attraction, it’s just something I’ve always done. I often feel intimidated and insecure and one way to combat that is to bring everyone down to their most base self. You are at your most vulnerable completely naked.
If you ever take a public speaking class you may be advised to do this. Maybe not all the way to naked, but at least to their underwear.
My coworker that I mentioned this to was shocked, as if the thought had never crossed her mind. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more perfect example of how my brain is just wired a bit different. Or maybe she’s the oddball. Either way, I’m still laughing about it. Now everytime he walks by I give her a pointed look and she trys not to crack up.
I don’t remember what I do here anymore.