Monthly Archives: April 2016


Got engaged last night. On purpose. Not pregnant. Squuueeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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The trouble with having a one-track mind

Misheard QOTD: J: I have the strangest erection right now. K: (confused stare) K: what’s wrong with your rectum? J: ( Jaw drops) Nooo I said “erection”. [Seconds earlier I told him that I wanted to fuck him in the … Continue reading

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Thank you, gentlemen, for helping me appreciate a good man when I found one.


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You make me want to be a better caveman.

I wanna like, go hunt something with you and kill it with our bare hands, skin it, eat it, fuck you and then draw a fucking mural on the wall of all that. Continue reading

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